If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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