I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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