Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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