I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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