I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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