I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
