so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
