is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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