too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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