Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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