Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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