Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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