don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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