do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
