I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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