I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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