Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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