billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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