Who did Billy Mays play for?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Let's paint friendship bongs
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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