nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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