Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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