just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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