what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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