anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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