i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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