question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Blood and glitter go together right?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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