we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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