So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've blown a few things in my day
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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