It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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