Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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