First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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