Dual....:-)
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Dicks are not precious.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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