Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Randomize
