it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
