I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When are your genitals available?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
