69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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