Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
In America we eat man semen.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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