I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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