I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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