I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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