Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Pants are for mortals
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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