Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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