Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
