no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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