Do vagina's smell?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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