Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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