He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That was an excessively violent trivia night
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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