worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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