just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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