I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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