the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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