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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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