If i come over, it means nothing
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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