Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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