what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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