I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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