I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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