At least make sure they are 18
Why
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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